Cuak Jadinya

just got home. last nite i stayed at my mum's place. Since MyOtherHalf (MOH) ada keja kt Kota Dmsara today, we figured better to overnight kt mum's place so he need not be rushing to K.Dmsara the next day.

We were not at home the entire day. After sending MOH to work, i helped my mum to settle all her errands as ive promised her the nite before. From renewing car insurance policy, queuing for road tax for about an hour (shud have done it thru myeg kan? dah lambat sgt.. ari ni roadtax last day pun) bwk dia mkn kat her so called discovery food place, then beli brg kt Ikea sampai MOH done his meeting swhere around 5pm. To avoid massive jam, we turn back to my mum's place and had dinner at her place. Furthermore, a friend of MOH, wish to meet me where the couple wish to seek for legal advise (shud have charging them for this la..lupa la pulak)

So the meeting ended at 1am, rushed home sebab MOH dah rindu sgt kat Mojo. Sampai umah dah pukul 130am. To our suprised..... rumah nampak cam kena ransacked! (memang la rumah bersepah sikit before we leaves, tapi xde la cam rumah kena ransacked.. ) Walked to my dining table, rasa cam terperanjat tgk gelas, mug and a plate bersepai kt lantai... ni mmg tak lain.. si MOJOOOOO la ni! For 10mins i thot my hse kena ransaacked ke apa.... MOH trus check Mojo's foods and obviously la da abissssss... Adehhhhh.. Mojo..... Bole tak??????

ni kira xdela sepah sgt.. the actual gmbr lupa nak amik.. marah punya pasal!

Skrg baru abis sapu lantai.. Esk nak kena mop the floor pulak.. Adeh.. penat laaaa...

MOJOOOOO u r soooo grounded! Hangin betul la! Hmmph!!!

Satu Ketika Dahulu

it was a hot day today. hilang mood nak buat apa. apatah lagi nak masuk dapur and masak. furthermore dlm fridge tu dah takde apa stock yg tinggal and bole dimasak. musim panas ni, kalau masuk dapur memasak skrg ni, peluh senang je mencurah2 and abis basah lenjun. and the next u know, MyBetterHalf would be complaining that i kuat masin skrg ni, uweekkk.. hehehe.

so, malam ni after received a text from my darling neighbour cik Biqque, informing us that the new food place kat our neighbourhood named Warung Pak Ali that the food they serve is quite tasty, me and My BetterHalf decided to have our dinner over there. While waiting for our food to be served, tiba-tiba he popped out this question;

MBH : Masa kecik2 dulu u ada main tukar2 biodata tak ngan sesapa ngan budak yg u suka?

Me : Huh? Game apa tu? (seriously blur and dont understand what his saying)

MBH : Takde? (bulat mata dia masa ni. hello??? we lives in different era.. u are early 70's boy and im a late 70's gurl!)

Me : Game apa main tukar2 biodata ni? Kecik2 dah main carik jodoh ke?

MBH : Hahahahaha... seriously dulu masa i kecik2, we will ask the gurl for their biodata. Tu konon nak tunjuk u are interested with that gurl. U akan tanya dia "saya nak biodata awak bole?"

Me : Ada yg response ke?

MBH : Ada... kalo dia response maknanya she likes u too! U will exchange ur datas with her.

Me : I wonder apa korang letak dlm biodata tu.

MBH : Normal stuff.. nama.. birthday.. faveret color...faveret food and drink... and hobbies.

Me : Perghhh.. sebijik cam Aunty Devi... (my ex neighbour when i was kid who fed me thosai,
idli for breakfast every single day!) Aunty Devi matchmake org macam tu la. hahahaa

MBH : Lebe kurang la.. Kitaorg pun bole letak senarai asset and strengths yg kitaorg ada in this
biodata.. (dgn nada bangga.)

Me : Huh? Agak2 la.. apa sgt la asset or kelebihan yg korang ada masa tu?

MBH : Byk.... Pandai main bola ke, melukis ke... lagi hebat kalo u ada... beskal BMX! Confirm you are one of hot stuff!

Oh M G.. Jaw dropping! Giler la... kecik2 dah macam tu. Seriously during my time mmg takde org mintak biodata watsoever. Well, maybe because i was brought up at a small town named Tg.Malim where everyone knows each other and most parents kenal sesama dema kitaorg takyah susah2 tukar biodata kot? Unlike MyBetterHalf, he was brought up in KL for his entire life. His loves for this city mmg tak boleh nak disangkal! That's anor reason why he hates the idea of balik kg for more than 2 days! Maximum is 3! If u survive 2 days pun dah cukup baik... Tulah MyBetterHalf!

Well, when i was kid, we dont do the thing he says. But i do remember that most of us have our own "Autograph Book". We, mostly gurls have that kind of book. We'll exchange among us and shall write sthing nice on that book. Words of praises, pantun 4 kerat, mini drawing or such. The efforts we put in decorating the book, memang superb! Lagi hebat dari Art homework yg cikgu suh buat kat sekolah! LOL.

I can clearly recalled there was an occasion where i asked arwah Papa to sketch me and my good frenz Eve&Sid (both are twins) before they migrate to Canada, in their Autograph Book. Papa is very talented guy and was gifted with that talent. He was an artist when he was in his school days and still doing great till he got married to my mum. The role as husband and a father, had limits his time to draw. But till todate im very proud with his work, i clearly remember how happy we were to see that sketches when the 1st time we saw it. Sangat cantik and cute too! ;)

So i guess wat i went through during my childhood maybe banyak yg tak sama ngan MyBetterHalf. He lives in different era... The 70s.. And im very much the 80s baby... Writing this make me realised that soon, in 4 yrs time, im married to a 40 years old man. Pergghhh.. Gila tua...

And i have to say, dalam banyak2 game pun, i loveeeeeeeee Super Mario Bros! I was a Champ! Something i can be proud of and can be put in that Biodata!

Cant Fight This Feelings Anymore!

siakap senohong gelama ikan duri
cakap bohong lama2 mencuri.

mesti heran why i says this. i cant help it. i tau byk benda lain i bole tulis or cerita. but i seriously cant take it anymore. it's about our 'local entertainment journalist' or as what they claimed they are. to me, the above are the best words can describe current local entertainment journalist.

dari dulu lagi, it's a habit of me to get Utusan Mingguan bcoz that wud be my solely entertainment news aka gossip yg murah harganya. Yelahkan, u pay rm2 for main paper, u'll get free Pancaindera to read. to my family and my former hsemates, mmg they knew that my sunday wont complete selagi tak baca Pancaindera. one thing about me, ill never ever buy local gossip mags, but i do loveeeeee reading them. so yes, stimes u can caught me standing at many mags store browsing local gossip mags coz i will never ever get myself those mags! but now, things changed, sebab i can still keep myself updated by reading local gossip websites tumbuh macamla cendawan dlm cyberworld!

back to my issue, today, i got the chance to watch Melodi (our pioneer TV gossip programme). so, today the local journalists had caught my attention bila most of them secara gembeng screwing this one new actress named Puteri Sarah. i never seen her acts before, but her stories byk kali jugak berjaya sells those gossip mags. before i go further, bear in mind, i knew very little bout this gurl, coz she have nothing for me to concern about. but... recently i saw her name was everywhere as i can sense the vibes that the journalist is not happy with her and her bf too. i think her bf had caused a stir when he openly slammed the journalist thru his FB's status.

well, this gurl did the same when she bravely slammed anor journalist for creating a stupid gossip kononnya she was caught fighting with her bf and leaves early on the premier of her Lu Fikirlah Sendiri the movie (she was the main actress x salah i). so, what i saw in Melodi (which i percaya telah dipotong and diedit secara jayanya oleh the crew), a flock of Journalists came to one of her shooting place, and secara berjemaahnya telah menghentam aka interviewed her kononnya nak dapatkan kebenaran cerita dari pihak dia. makcik yg bawak mulut as she claimed tu pun dtg sama coz she 'kononnya' wants to clear the air?

yg i x paham here while watching it;

1. ada abg macho Z ni tiba naik berang kat one of the shooting crew after the crew tegur diaorg for interrupting or invading the shooting scene. abg Z tu siap jerit "So ko nak halau aku?"...
errr.. chop... bukan ke ko yg dtg tak dijemput and kaco kerja org, ngapa yg ko nak hangin? at least berbudi pekerti la sbb ko dah la intrude tmpt tu, bole tak control your anger or watsoever benda yg ko x puas hati tu????

2. tiba2 ada makcik pegang mic (dunno from where) hulur mic dpn that gurl and tanya "so sekarang you nak mintak maaf kt media ke tidak?"

errr...hello...bukan korang ke yg buat fitnah accusing her gadoh ngan bf sedangkan the gurl was in hurry nak gi shooting kan? werent she the victim here? nasib baik la that gurl pandai and said the same to the media! though she did apologised, i still think that the media yg kena paham that she's a victim here! takyah la dabik dada bila that gurl says sorry, just bcoz u think u guys r the journalist and periuk nasi that gurl is all depends on what u write mostly! sgtla keji k??????

and pagi ni, in pancaindera, bukan main lagi the journalist banged her on 2nd page k? isu maaf tu ikhlas or not pun bole dijadikan hot topic! what do u expect peeps, u hope the gurl will call of u personally and beg for forgiveness??? udah2 lah tu...!

3. later, budak journalist yg muda remaja from Melodi tu pun interview abg Z yg macho tu.

Melodi : Abg, ngapa abg cam marah/tegang right before the interview?
Abg Z : Bukan apa.. si sarah ni dah la... henti la dolak dalik. after that issue abg kol and sms dia, dia x penah nak jawab... abg nak bg peluang dia clearkan keadaan..

errrrk.. wtf???? ko marah sbb dia x nak angkat kol or reply sms ko? hoiii.. kalo dia xnak biarla, awat ko dendam lak kt interview ni? suka dia la.. kalo dia xmo and rasa she can survive witout u guys, korang jgn la marahhhhhh.. let she learns her lesson, though hard way... that's her option! sabar la bg Z oiii...

4.at the end of that issue, si journalist Melodi dgn muka yg bersungguh2 sambil naik kening and pointing fingers to camera ada hati nak cakap "jgn sesekali menggunakan apa2 media (FB or watsoever) untuk melepaskan geram or tidak puas hati.. fikirlah aka guna otak sebelum bertindak melulu...

errrkkk..wtf????? can u listen to wat u just said? didnt u just eating ur own word????? didnt u just using this media to stir up the issues!!! taktau la sapa yg kurang cerdik here!

so that was what caught my attention this afternoon. later at nite, i got the chance to finish my reading on Pancaindera..

OMG...

ada lagi cerita psl artis.. sources nya? FACEBOOK lagi!!! i bet they are sooo limited of hot story, cerita pasal Juliza Adlizan ni pun nak dijadikan cerita panas... i know anything bout SEX sells. Tapi.. cerita yg korang tulis ni pun tak kurang keji nya... If u guys notice, the FB page of Juliza ni just the main profile page which can be viewed publicly coz these journalist are not even Juliza's frenz! Gossip keji ni pun korang cedok dari facebook... Adeh... get a life laaaaa... pi la bukak Dr.Najib's profile, Tun Mahathir ke.. Nik Aziz ke... sesapa laaaa... The journalist in Pancaindera siap perli and ngata that mmg la Juliza makin mantap and sexy... but the sex interest really disgusted them. kata mereka laaaaa..

i thot it will end there. the last page of Pancaindera, quotes Zizi The Fabs Cats ni perampas bf org pulak... and guess mana sumber depa? Facebook laaaaaaaaaaaa....

Tula dia... as the words of wisdom above, kalo slalu buat citer bohong.. lama2 ko dah xde issue, ko pandai mencuri.. curi kt mana? kt FB artist laaaa.. so to all Msian artists or celebrities, think before u write in ur FB account. Though it's considered as ur private space, just watch ur back.. Someone might sniffing or steal ur story right under ur nose!!! *sigh*